About BernardasKingWF
Lisa Marie:
Lisa Marie
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Information:
Name: Lisa Marie
Born: 1968-12-05
Height: 1.68
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Filmography:
Spaced Out! (1992), Ed Wood (1994), The Beat Nicks (2000), Chasing the Dragon (2000), If... Dog... Rabbit... (1999)
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Bridgette Wilson:
Bridgette Wilson Nude
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Information:
Name: Bridgette Wilson
Born: 1973-09-25
Height: 1.75
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Filmography:
Michael Jackson: HIStory on Film - Volume II (1997), Nevada (1997), Extreme Ops (2002), Carpoolers (2007), Murder, She Wrote (1993)
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Justin Chatwin:
Justin Chatwin
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Information:
Name: Justin Chatwin
Born: 1982-10-31
Height: 1.8
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Filmography:
Mysterious Ways (2001), HBO First Look (2005), Christy, Choices of the Heart, Part II (2001), Josie and the Pussycats (2001), Traffic (2004)
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Q: How many newsmen does
it take to screw
in a light bulb?
A: Only one, but he'll tell everybody.
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What do you use to determine if a refrigerated
burger is cold enough?
A thermomeater!
ComynWaldifridRU
Did you hear about the vampire bicycle
that
went round biting people's arms off?
It was a vicious cycle.
DestreyAescbyeE
What's the difference between a penis and a
bonus?
Your wife will always blow your bonus!
ClayburnLesDo
What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and
a cupboard of food ?
Snakes and Larders !sna
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Teacher: You aren't paying attention to me.
Are you having trouble hearing?
Pupil: No, teacher I'm having
trouble listening!
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Waiter: If you know the
food here is so
lousy, why do you keep coming back?
Customer: It reminds me of my
ex-wife's cooking.
RaymanSpenserdh
Q: How many divorced men does it take to screw
in a light bulb?
A: None, the sockets go with the house.
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Yo mamma so stupid she stopped at a stop sign
and waited for it to turn green.
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How do you stop squirrels playing football in
the
garden?
Hide the ball, it drives them nuts!
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